It's a hot hot day today!! I love it!!
The World Cup starts today and I'm excited about that, which is great 'cause I generally think football's a bag of arse. Loads of stupid kids running about a field chasing each other, falling over deliberately so they get a free kick (low down cheats), crying when they don't (spoilt basts), swearing at the referee and arguing with his decision (spoilt basts), openly swearing and spitting on the pitch (ignorant pikey thugs) and then they become role models and heroes - um - clearly for people who go on to blossom as social misfits in later life, people who fight strangers in pubs and mug old ladies for cash to feed their loser drug habits. *pah!* Football?? Rubbish.
Oh, but the World Cup's a larf, right? And if we win, all the thugs and chavscum what watch football'll be all proud, innit.
Perhaps they'll be so busy crying and hugging each other, like girlies, that they'll forget to be complete tossas out in public?? What if...? What if by winning the World Cup all antisocial behaviour falls to the wayside as we become a nation of proud sportsmen and women, leaving behind stale fags and drunken brawls?? What if...?
Football?? Rubbish.
Win the World Cup?? Cure the nation in one go!
Time for a brew.
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